I know this is cliché, but whatever. I work in the mail ordering room for the national postal service, USPS. Every morning I would come to work and I would get all excited because this one delivery guy is damn hot. I had a crush on Mick since the first day I work here 6 months ago. We share the occasional life stories here and there, he is such an awesome guy that you can listen to and look at for hours.
The saddest thing about this whole ordeal is that he’s married. Can’t a girl catch a break? Mick, if you ever find this while in the mist of a divorce, my door is always open to you. Literally and figuratively.