Story by: CraptacularNite
Industry: College Campus Security
It was the Friday night before spring break at the local university. Majority of the student body had already went home or left for their vacation at who knows where. Of course on campus, there are many students partying it up in their dorms. Normally, I have Friday off, however, my coworker decided to take an early vacation and begged me to cover his shift for the night. As a nice guy I am, I reluctantly said yes.
At 1am I received code 415e, loud music and disturbance. I figured since it was Dorm C, it must be some freshman students drinking too hard and making a lot of noise, which is nothing out of the ordinary.When I got to the door room I hear loud music with the smell of booze lingering in the air. Again, nothing ordinary.
After knocking on the door, a clearly intoxicated young man opened the door and pleaded with my partner and I to “stop his roommate.” When I walked into the living room, I immediately gagged because of an unpleasant odor. Apparently, the two freshmen were intoxicated, on some kind of drug, and one of them was shearing feces on the wall. Yeah. Feces. Fresh steaming human excrement.
He in fact tried to throw it at me shouting:
“F*** You Po”
This obviously was too much for me to handle so I called in the real cops and let them quarantine the room. Do I hate my coworker to asking me to cover his shift? Not really, because it really was my fault that I said yes. I feel horrible for who ever has to clean up this place though.