Being a hostess at restaurant, I was the first person guests would see and the person who dealt with random shit. An elderly man slowly walked up to front desk.
He had the look on his face like he had to sneeze, he looked at me, squinted his eyes and sneezed right on the hostess desk. I said bless you as he was staring at the desk. I looked down, sitting on the desk was a slimy, multi-colored pile of snot.
The elderly man looked at me and said
“Table for one please.”
I sat him down, returned to my desk and gagged the entire time.