A Rant and Vent Place For Us "I Hate My Job" People
November 25, 2015 7:14 pm

Table For One

Industry: Restaurant

Being a hostess at restaurant, I was the first person guests would see and the person who dealt with random shit. An elderly man slowly walked up to front desk.

Portrait of a senior man ready to sneeze

I feel a big one coming.


He had the look on his face like he had to sneeze, he looked at me, squinted his eyes and sneezed right on the hostess desk. I said bless you as he was staring at the desk. I looked down, sitting on the desk was a slimy, multi-colored pile of snot.

The elderly man looked at me and said

“Table for one please.”

I sat him down, returned to my desk and gagged the entire time.

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